Drunk Bitch and The Beast

At about 11 PM last night, we (me, ari and lizzy, this chick that we met at college) were on our way to the Taco Cabana when we realized that the dining hall was still open. So instead we go and get some late night pizza and meet this guy Eric. He was pretty cool and when leaving the dining hall, we ended up trying to play foozball with a napkin and a fortune cookie. That ended with the little foozball man busting the fortune cookie into little pieces and us leaving inconspicuously.

So from there we parted with Eric and headed to this party that we had heard was happening down the street. After looking at a campus map and using out skills of deduction, we realized we were headed for a frat party. The first of the year.

So we get there. We proceed into the house and there are just people hanging around the foyer. Then we walk down a hallway to this giant room with couches, black lights, rap music and a giant hookah. We wandered around scoping the place out and found the girls that had told us about it. At this point, we realized that everyone had cups. But there was no actual source of the cups. Through the door with the red light in it was the keg. So you could get beer if you had a cup. But we didn't. So lesson learned is BYOC. Because they run out incredibly quickly.

So then we go outside to the backyard where we find a large group of people sitting in a circle, one of which had a guitar and was singing a song about being invincible. So we hung out with them for the rest of the party.

Summary of the party:

• no cups
• drunk bitches grinding
• black lights
• smoke
• beer on the floor

So then at 2 AM, the party ends and we leave with the smoking group. One of the guy guys in the group named 'Beast' said that he lived right off of campus and owned a 3 foot bong. So the group heads towards Beast's house. Which was further from campus than we intended. But whatever. We were given the opportunity to explore the town at 3AM. So we go to his house and hang out for a while. Amongst the group were a ton of guys, me, Ari, and Lizzy and then this girl that was so much more drunk than anyone else. She pretty much became the entertainment for the night. I quote: "Everyone is just so pretty."

So then about 4, we head back to school. Ari and I had been lusting for Taco Cabana all night and had high hopes of directing the group there. So then in passing the frat houses, Ari realizes that her bright white sneakers were marred. So she proceeds in trying to wash her shoes in the sprinkler system of a frat house. Classy, I know. But the sprinklers turned off before she was able to finish. :( But somewhere along the way the drunk bitch that had been with us wandered off with one of the guys from the group. Which we applauded because he had been all over her that whole night and it would've just been sad if her drunkenness wasn't taken advantage of.

When we pass their dorm, we see Eric outside with a bunch of other guys. So we go and chat for a while. We ended up talking to this guy that was so incredibly high and would nibble on his lip ring while he talked to you. Also, he was a sophomore but was wearing a 2013 shirt for some reason.

So me, Ari, and Lizzy go back to my dorm room and all just sleep there. Until noon the next day. Completely sleeping through a book discussion that was "required" for incoming freshmen. So then about 2 PM we finally get to Taco Cabana. So. worth. it.